Counting the Days
Trump countdown calendar (calendarclub.co.uk)
Perfect for someone who’s marking off the days until the next US election.
The End Is Nigh
Bucket of Doom party game (totally-funky.co.uk)
For the friend who can always get out of a bad situation.
The Whole Tooth
Frozen Smiles ice cube tray (offthewagonshop.com)
Ice cubes resembling false teeth. Just yuck, but someone will love them.
Don’t Spill a Drop
Coq au vin bottle stopper (totally-funky.co.uk)
This will be a hit with someone with a slightly twisted sense of humour.
Nuts Not To
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker (riverratantiques.com)
The ideal gift for someone who needs thighs of steel.
On The Go
Travel mug (totally-funky.co.uk)
For the pal who loses half their cuppa with spills on the way to work.
How to be a Good Husband book (gettingpersonal.co.uk)
We all know someone who needs this. And, in the interests of equality, there’s a wife one too.
Festive lavatory paper (amazon.com)
Make sure the smallest room emits seasonal cheer with laugh-out-loud loo roll.
Inflatable mistletoe (stupid.com)
Ensure you get a kiss even if the real thing’s nowhere in sight.
Unicorn shower cap (prezzybox.com)
Whoever gets this gift will be able to enjoy mystical showers.