Bean Lover
I Love You Bean houseplant, just water and wait for the message to appear as it grows.
Available at amazon.com
Bird’s Eye View
He’ll never lose his specs again with this quirky glasses holder.
Available at notonthehighstreet.com
Geek Out
For your Star Wars fan, who would not want a Lando bottle stopper?
Available at thinkgeek.com
Trump Card
Fake news mug. The Donald says it, so it must be true, right?
Available at etsy.com
Totally Cheesy
No more pizza out of the box, this plate’s perfect for getting your Valentine’s message across.
Available at etsy.com
Naughty Knickers
Personalised boxers with a naughty message. You’ll have to check them out for yourself, we couldn’t possibly elaborate.
Available at gettingpersonal.co.uk
Good Clean Fun
Two-sided Butt Face Soap means he’ll never get mixed up again.
Available at amazon.com
Cosy Toes
He’ll be wearing his heart on his feet with these socks which look just like sweeties.
Available at sockdrawer.com
Stress Buster
Make Life Your Bitch motivational and inspirational adult colouring book.
Available at amazon.com
Need to Know
Sexy truth and dare pick a stick, for the questions you never dared to ask!
Available at giftsear.ch